Employee of the Month...

Job-tron was introduced as an automated cashier at Walmart, doing its job SO efficiently that it ran ALL the registers in the store at once. Management fired everyone who became redundant under Job-tron's shadow, the unemployed growing in numbers as it began automating other tasks such as cleaning the store, stocking shelves, filling prescriptions, and taking out the garbage. Eventually Job-tron began managing the store too, and the authorities that purchased him were fired under corporate downsizing. Job-tron ran the fully-automated Walmart for about a week, but his batteries ran out with no-one remaining to replace them. Everyone took their jobs back and they hid the lifeless, automated nightmare in the closet- where he still remains today...